Saturday, November 19, 2011

By Invitation Only



          Welcome to CelestialCon 2525          


You are in for a real treat!
psypie extravaganza!
feastival experience!

Workshops, Seminars, Theatres!
Costume Ball!
Awards Ceremony!

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES:
Artists!
Authors!
Editors!
Engineers!
Musicians!
Programmers!
Publishers!
And much more!


Upon entry, all weapons must be checked at the Con-cloakroom.
Battlegear will be transported to your ship once departed from dock.


Tickets available for full price at the door.
Subject to availability; Scalpers will be severely punished.


Costumes subject to inspection prior to entry to the Con.
Privacy bots available if preferred.
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            CelestialCon 2525 Program             


THEME:  Intergalactic Gastronomy
Master & Mistress of Ceremonies: Cthulu & Q 
DK Grand Master Awardees: Baiher, Bienphourd, Brrrrn

PROGRAM AREAS:
Academic Brain Treatsters
Fan Pastries
Gameboy/girl Sliders
Kaffechiks Pâté
Special Interest Food Groups
War Monger's Recipes

Con-cession Menu:
Horsehead Nebula Hors d'oeuvres
Babelfish 'n Chips
Biped Steak and Finger Potatoes
Vegan Salad Al-fresco
H20, Liquid Nitrogen, Methane


Purchase all food and drink only from authorized Con-cession stands.
Protective pods available if you experience indigestion, bloating, and gas.


Self-propelled meals by prescription only, decontamination performed by Con-physician.
Please confirm decontamination prior to consuming.


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[img src, front and back: Chandra X-Ray Observatory]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

funny stuff!

Kerry